Sunday, July 21, 2013

Part 1

SB and Nicki are in the studio recording Roman Reloaded. They have only been making beats though. SB asked a question and everything back fired. Here's how it went down.

SB: Nic, yo, that beat is crazy, but I don't make the decisions. Do you like it.
Nicki: Uhm. I don't know. I don't know.

(In Nicki's head)

Roman: Tell SB that beat is whack as hell!!!
Barbie: I think the beat is beautiful, Nicki.
Roman: Barbie, bitch, whatever you are. Yo ass ain't been used in music since 'Bedrock' so shut the hell up!!!
Lapdance Nika: Oh my twerking god Roman, SHUT THE FUCK UP *twerking in the mirror*
Roman: Bitch you just the hoe version of me. Wit yo half backing ass!!
Lapdance Nika: I ain't even care ugly ass.
Martha: Roman! Get dressed, brush your teeth, go to bed, we have an exorcism in the morning.
Roman: Yeah right......
*Martha grabs Roman's left ear and takes him to the room*
Roman: Tell him Nicki..... OUCH LET ME GO... SHHHH... OUCH.
Barbie: Well thank god he's gone. Anyways I love the beat tell him.

(Out of Nicki's head)

Nicki: I guess I like. I couldn't decide. We didn't have an agreement.
SB: Who the fuck is 'we' coonette??
Nicki: You know, 'we'.
SB: Hate to break it to ya. But actually I don't know! If you referring to your vagina, u understand fully. If not then what!?!
Nicki: Fucking perv, my egos.
SB: You got a mangina!! Ew. How come I never knew? Yo if we FWB I think I'm pose to know that.
Nicki: My alter egos......
SB: Oh you talking bout. Roman, Martha, and aall them others.
Nicki: You ain't nothing but a big ass dumb buffoon!!

(Back in Nicki's head)

Barbie: Nicki is he really? I mean he can hit.

(Out of Nicki's head)

SB: Nicki, Nicki, ONIKA TANYA MARAJ!!
Nicki: Shut the hell up!
SB: Who you talking to?
Nicki: Ugh. What do you want Faree?
SB: You still ain't answer my question. Do you like the beat yes or no? I don't wanna hear 'I guess'
Nicki: I love it but I want an agreement.
SB: Nicki there voices in yo head. What more can they do?
Nicki: A helluva shit....
SB: Yeah right.
Nicki: Boy-

-i will continue on my free time ya heard-



2 comments:

  1. What the hell is wrong with these voices

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    1. Don't ask me!! I was just using stuff they would say. Well Nicki. Or Roman and the others

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